I need to reclaim a few words from the POST-PC Era

Ok, so, this might not be the most PC blog I have ever written, but I really feel like reclaiming a couple of vocabulary words from my past:

Being politically correct is so ingrained in my head, that I don't think about it anymore. I have been successfully brainwashed, bleached, and censored by all the well intended folks that made you feel "bad" for using certain references and terms in your life. In theory, I do agree with some aspects of this movement, but I am also humored by the HOARDES of people who complain about it (including myself now).......This topic is SOOOOOOOO 1995, but recently, I have thought of some words that I truly miss..........

GAY--- There, I said it..... Readers who know me personally are hyper-aware that Gay Rights seem to be unexplainably my biggest cause in life. Nothing gets my panties twisted in a knot like people, laws, etc, that are Anti-Gay community. I truly do not understand why people are against Gay Marriage, Gay couples, gay adoption, gay sex, etc.....Hey, if it makes you happy, and you aren't harming anyone, go for it, do what you like and be who you are (ahem, cough, Oprah, John Travolta, etc)......that being said, I REALLY MISS USING THE WORD GAY! I do, ok? I can't apologize for it...... Here are somethings that I can't call gay, but would really like to:

Sanjaya from American Idol: His hair was so gay

The Pontiac Aztec; That car so gay, I am glad GM stopped making it

Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift: That was so gay of him, r u kidding?

Obama's Levi jeans, belted with his t-shirt tucked in: what could be gayer

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Obama's Beer Summit with the cop and the harvard professor, that was incredibly Gay, and Joe Biden, who is a recovering alcoholic, drinking O'Douls, that was GAY! Why not just drink Pepsi or something?

Yellow Ferraris, or any car that says LOOK AT ME.....that is so gay, when I see them drive by, and you cant help but think of the inverse ratio of penis size to gay car, I want to say, That car is soooo gay!

Ok, you get the point. I totally see why it is offensive, I just miss saying it, JUST SAYIN'

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DOUCHEBAG-- I think that Douchebag can be the perfect word to describe certain people at certain times, sorry! I know it's a bit offensive, but I just love this word! I realize there is a certain movement to bring it back (just go to you tube and you will see several videos, etc), which I fully support......My sister's best friend in High School , we called him Dave Douchebag......you can't just be a douche, you have to be a douchebag.

Examples of douchebags:

(1) The guy sitting front row and John Mayer last night at the Ed Sullivan Theater who was practically falling asleep in his own hands. Hey dude, no one put a gun to your head to make you go, don't be such a douchebag. Have fun for goodness sake!

(2) The guy who had me arrested two weeks after my third son was born, because his nanny almost killed me in a head on collision...the cops even pleaded to give me a break, but he's a douche bag...

(3) People who download albums from recording artists then hit shuffle, wtf ...do you not realize that the song order is deliberate? You're a douche

Ok, get the point, douchebag, a bit un-pc, but I like it a lot

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I could go on and on, there a lot of words i miss, but I have to go now and cut this short, and I don't want all of you to hate me :)